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presidentmikasa:

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

if u ever feel sad remember that robert englund once took a nap on the set of a nightmare on elm street in full freddy krueger makeup and when he woke up he looked straight into a mirror and scared the shit out of himself

this is the best story

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cupofteaorgtfo:

Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

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sad-nena:

Ladies, never ever fight over a man. Fight over a job, parking space, your spot in a long lineโ€ฆ.the last chicken wing. But never over a man. Never.

men are worth less than a chicken wing.

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mystiquemonique:

susemoji:

There she go

Im literally crying right now omfg

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shouldnt:

I think I just peed my pants.

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